Air - Sing Sang Song
Leão segundo Carpinejar
Não quero alma gêmea. Isso é incesto.
Antes sem modos do que seguir moda.
O violino é um porão de cordas. Desço as escadas no escuro.
Transborda-se com o mínimo.
Os botões atrasam a nudez para não perder nada.
Não há maior vaidade do que se abandonar.
![Elontirien: “Internet University”
- Facebook would be a middle-aged woman using company time to play text-based games and sending people invites to shitty applications.
- Twitter would be a self-righteous douchebag with a speech impediment.Myspace would be 13 year old brat, doing free advertising for porn stars and their friend’s shitty bands, be covered in stickers of “sparkly” cartoon bimbos (that resemble transvestites), butterflies or some shit. It sure as fuck wouldn’t be using headphones because it’s rare to see a myspace page where annoying music doesn’t turn you away.
- Wikipedia would be getting molested by hundreds of thousands of random hands.
- Deviant Art would actually be a 19 year old guy drawing generic anime characters, furries, and slutty pictures of their favorite cartoons.-
- Youtube would just be a picture of Dustin Hoffman from Rain Man. He has a special talent but everything that comes out of his mouth is just flat out retarded. But only if Rain Man was edited with Windows Movie Maker, and if Barry Levinson called himself “LevDog420 Studios”
- Google would be a guy hard at work in a trendy lab eating a free lunch and using a pile of money for a chair. In beta.
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Elontirien: “Internet University”
- Facebook would be a middle-aged woman using company time to play text-based games and sending people invites to shitty applications.
- Twitter would be a self-righteous douchebag with a speech impediment.Myspace would be 13 year old brat, doing free advertising for porn stars and their friend’s shitty bands, be covered in stickers of “sparkly” cartoon bimbos (that resemble transvestites), butterflies or some shit. It sure as fuck wouldn’t be using headphones because it’s rare to see a myspace page where annoying music doesn’t turn you away.
- Wikipedia would be getting molested by hundreds of thousands of random hands.
- Deviant Art would actually be a 19 year old guy drawing generic anime characters, furries, and slutty pictures of their favorite cartoons.-
- Youtube would just be a picture of Dustin Hoffman from Rain Man. He has a special talent but everything that comes out of his mouth is just flat out retarded. But only if Rain Man was edited with Windows Movie Maker, and if Barry Levinson called himself “LevDog420 Studios”
- Google would be a guy hard at work in a trendy lab eating a free lunch and using a pile of money for a chair. In beta.
[more.via.]thedailywhat:
“You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn’t really your home anymore? All of a sudden even though you have some place where you put your shit, that idea of home is gone.You’ll see one day when you move out it just sort of happens one day and it’s gone. You feel like you can never get it back. It’s like you feel homesick for a place that doesn’t even exist. Maybe it’s like this rite of passage, you know. You won’t ever have this feeling again until you create a new idea of home for yourself, you know, for your kids, for the family you start, it’s like a cycle or something. I don’t know, but I miss the idea of it, you know. Maybe that’s all family really is. A group of people that miss the same imaginary place.” Garden State
DGENERATE NATION - Skate With Me. a man with a boom box as his head.
I REALLY do!
